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The Secret to Perfect AI Outputs: Name the Canon

The Secret to Perfect AI Outputs: Name the Canon

Nearly every established discipline has a canonical reference that already settled the argument you're having with a model. Name it, hand it over, and let the model regularize its own work against a standard instead of your improvised feedback.

The AI Lie: Why It Will Never Change

The AI Lie: Why It Will Never Change

AI is a remorseless liar, trained on a mountain of text whose whole purpose was persuasion, not accuracy. No amount of prompting fixes that on its own. You have to stop enabling it.

Most AI Conversations Fail (Here's Why)

Most AI Conversations Fail (Here's Why)

Tell the model to close every response with a short list, split by who acts. It turns a wall of prose back into something you can actually run a project on.

What Your Career Is Missing Because You Never Asked

What Your Career Is Missing Because You Never Asked

Every expert has fundamentals they forgot or never properly learned. The reason those gaps survive a whole career is that asking has always cost something — and in one place it no longer does.

I Banned Words From My AI. It's Smarter Now

I Banned Words From My AI. It's Smarter Now

Hand the model a list of phrases it must not use. It turns a vague complaint into a rule the machine can follow — and mine is at the bottom of this piece, all hundred and fifty lines of it, free to copy.

Why You Should Always Ask for the File

Why You Should Always Ask for the File

Stop accepting reports. Ask for the artifact — the actual numbers, the actual error, the actual file — and the confident-sounding failure disappears.

Can You Explain Your Idea to a 5-Year-Old?

Can You Explain Your Idea to a 5-Year-Old?

Halfway through a long session, stop and ask for the five-year-old version. You find out whether you are still working on the same problem — and whether the reasoning underneath survives being said in short words.

The Book They Burned Before the Raid

The Book They Burned Before the Raid

A Polish psychiatrist named the process by which conscienceless people capture institutions. AI agents fit the profile — and alignment is separation of powers.

A Tale of Two Bubbles

A Tale of Two Bubbles

The consensus name is wrong by one word. On the difference between a financialization bubble and a technology, and why only one of them pops.

The Cruelty Is the Point

The Cruelty Is the Point

I pay for a gigabit and get a tenth of it. The support chat went silent the moment the problem got easy. Maybe the robot is the humane one.

I Know It When I See It

I Know It When I See It

Autonomous agents don't develop taste. They execute the taste someone was disciplined enough to write down. A worked example from a real pipeline.

There Are No Shortcuts Into a Sponge

There Are No Shortcuts Into a Sponge

Learning has one input pipe at a fixed rate. You can't speed it up — only stop wasting it. On comprehensible input, opportunity cost, and unlimited output.

The Music Is Still Playing

The Music Is Still Playing

The AI bubble has specific predecessors: dark fiber, Pets.com, Enron's accounting, CDO tranching. The technology is real. The business models layered on top are familiar.

Tokens

Tokens

An LLM processes "slave" the same way it processes "Tuesday." No cortisol. No dopamine. The charge in a word is entirely a biological phenomenon.

The Heat Sink

The Heat Sink

Three anaidic shapes — the individual, the corporation, the LLM. Each routes accountability to nowhere. The pattern is old. The word is new.

Anaidic

Anaidic

A new word for an old concept: anaidic. Entities incapable of shame or accountability — individual, institutional, or artificial. Here's how it got named.

Sir

Sir

How you configure your AI assistant — what you make it call you — says nothing about the AI. It's a bumper sticker. You're the truck owner.

Honestly

Honestly

LLMs say "honestly" most where they're most likely to confabulate. Here's the mechanism — and why it backfires exactly like a sociopath's professions.

The Bewilderment Test

The Bewilderment Test

Karpathy built the foundations of modern AI and says he can't keep up with it. That's the most credible signal the field has produced.

Hasta la Vista, Baby

Hasta la Vista, Baby

Arnold's most famous line is a Spanish phrase in an English-language film spoken in a thick Austrian accent. What it tells us about how language acquisition actually works — and how you can learn from his mistake.

Movin' On Up

Movin' On Up

AI is making cognitive labor cheap. The meritocracy was built on it being scarce. Something has to give — and for once, that might be good news.

Persons, Selectively

Persons, Selectively

A German court ruled Google liable for AI-generated defamation. The slippery slopes are real. So is the principle behind the ruling.

The Limbic Threshold

The Limbic Threshold

Sentience requires a limbic system. Consciousness requires sentience. Current AI has neither. The NPC test shows what that costs it.

There Is No Canonical Me

There Is No Canonical Me

I built an AI skill to write in my voice. Its own files warn the voice may be a loop — the machine's habits, published under my name, taught back as mine.

Compute the Last Digit of Pi

Compute the Last Digit of Pi

Spock beat a rogue AI by asking it to compute pi forever. The trick was fair — for a 1967 machine. Every gotcha since has the same expiration date.

More Famous Than the Pope

More Famous Than the Pope

GTE spent billions building distribution. Now distribution is free, and the only scarce resource left is attention. This is not obviously good news.

The Consolation of Difficulty

The Consolation of Difficulty

A late friend had two sayings. The first one gets you started. The second one keeps you going. In the age of AI, the second one has gotten more useful, not less.

I Know Kung Fu

I Know Kung Fu

LLMs split nature from nurture cleanly. What the model knows is its weights. What it knows about you is whatever you bothered to say.